Desktop Computer Packages - how can i get a good cheap new PC for my prison cell?

how can i get a good cheap new PC for my prison cell?

hello there im currently a prisoner in the Uk. At present my computer has not been giving me the access speeds i require. Could u give me links to good cheap top of the line Pcs? ty I also need a new dart board, a pool table and the bars on the guys football tables are rusting so we may need a new 1 of these. Any suggestions on where i may acquire some of these would also be appreciated.

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Just ask. You are bound to get all you ask for and more!
First of all, you need to get out first. Then, head to your local superstore such as Wall-Mart or whatever you guys have in the UK, and make sure no one catches you leaving the prison.
cooooooooooooooooool lol what ya in 4?
Yes all cells should be equipped with such necessities. Try asking your local church.
Did you get sent down for making up stories on YA?
you could always try to take a gaurd hostage to force them to give u the stuff im sure that will work without any drawbacks as far as i can see
you cant